My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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