Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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