OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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