Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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