Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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