bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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