She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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