This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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