**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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