is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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