idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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