You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
third nipple confirmed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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