my mouth tastes like poor choices
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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