Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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