she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
A bitchslap is in order.
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