Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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