Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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