I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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