just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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