did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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