So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Everclear isn't food dammit
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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