I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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