You work out of a Hotel?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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