After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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