That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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