: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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