is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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