he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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