I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize