i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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