I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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