the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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