It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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