if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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