And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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