Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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