So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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