so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Randomize
