We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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