Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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