Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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