I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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