YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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