So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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