i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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