Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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