I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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