This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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