your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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