I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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