She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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