Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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